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So, who’s this chick that Artie was talking to?  

sebastian-vampire-smythe:

Sorry Mi-Tina, it’s just in my nature. I’ve been around a long time. Um, that’s really up to you. I mean I can easily make you a ‘coffee’ here, but I doubt you’d want to come to a random persons house… mid-day.

Ah, right. I can’t really fault you that. In that case, no need to apologize for it slipping out. I can’t say that I’d feel to happy meeting you in private quarters at this point, but I guess we could meet up in front of Fangtasia once the sun has gone down, and you can whisk me away to that coffee of yours.

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So, who’s this chick that Artie was talking to?  

sebastian-vampire-smythe:

Right, well I planned on bringing my own special coffee. I could always make you one. I know I made a bad first impression, and I’m trying to make up for that, Miss. Doesn’t everyone deserve a second chance? Since you’ll live a while wasting a little bit of time on a guy that wants to ask you out shouldn’t be that bad, should it? I’m not going to beg you, Tina.

Alright, alright, no need for sulking or guilt tripping. 

And there’s no need for the miss any loner, just call me Tina. Where did you want to meet? 

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So, who’s this chick that Artie was talking to?  

sebastian-vampire-smythe:

Aw, you’re still going to say  no? Not even give me a real chance?

Sebastian Smythe is the name…. And from what I hear? We have a few things in common.

Then you should know that I have no interest in drinking coffee, Smythe. Secondly, you made a terrible first impression. And although I have a lot of time on my hands, I’m not fond of wasting it on giving out second chances unless I have a solid reason to. If you give a reason to say yes, I might consider it.

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So, who’s this chick that Artie was talking to?  

sebastian-vampire-smythe:

Aw come on. Shoot a guy down before you even know him?

Fine, I’ll be fair. How about sharing your name before I begin listing all the reasons I’ve said no? 

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I haven’t been to Fangtasia in quite a while. 

juicyart-eries:

Yeah yeah yeah— try not to rub it in too much? Nah, you’re still pretty scary, T. (Shut it. -_-)

Maybe one day, I’ll be nice enough to teach you my ways. Then you’ll be as utterly terrifying as I am. (What is that I see? Could I have possibly left a tiny dent in your pride?)

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So, who’s this chick that Artie was talking to?  

sebastian-vampire-smythe: 

You can call it stupidity, it wouldn’t be the first time, love. My type? Sorry, but you don’t even know me. Speaking of which, Tina, how does coffee sound? 

From what I can tell, you’re the “stupid” and supposedly smooth operator type, proven by your unintentional insult and your coffee invitation, which I’m going to have to decline for a number of reasons.

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So, who’s this chick that Artie was talking to?  

sebastian-vampire-smythe:

I’m sorry Miss. I meant no harm. I honestly didn’t know you were Asian. I thought it was just really sunny or something. And I didn’t know your name…

Any chance that I could be forgiven?

I can’t bring myself to blame you for your moment of…I’m not even sure what to call it, it happens a lot with your type, but I think forgiveness would be a little more than you deserve since I’m still a bit miffed. I don’t hate you, let’s leave it at that. The name’s Tina. 

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I haven’t been to Fangtasia in quite a while. 

juicyart-eries:

Your scary in this really badass way. It’s admirable. (Ah, okay - I like your label better, yes.)

I’ve finally perfected my act, then. Achievement! And now I’ve ruined the entire scary yet badass vibe I had going for me. (Tina: 1, Artie: 0)

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So, who’s this chick that Artie was talking to?  

sebastian-vampire-smythe:

She looked like she was squinting a lot..

Unfortunately for me, I’m offended. I hope you get whatever kick you were searching for out of this.

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Isn’t it considered vastly rude and unearthly to, oh I don’t know, light tires on fire? 

jesse-st-lycan:

Oh well, aren’t you a firecracker. I take them as I meet them, some annoy me, some flatter me, some I’d just prefer to forget. 

I have the urge to quote a Britney Spears song. I’m a little disappointed in myself. Overall, you seem to have had a better experience with humans in general than I have. I would think you’d be more tolerant.